50 cents per fuck
its not fuck as in fornicate but fuck as a expression.
couple of days ago, i was at a frend's house, and they told me they have dis house rule, the princple of this rule is who ever says something rude (hmmm... i wonder if rude gestures counts?) have to put 50 cents in the public donation fund and by the end of the month, they will use that money to treat themselves to something nice, like a nice dinner or possibly a cake. i must admit it seemed like an grand idea, u get to fuck and get to treat urself by the end of the month, and i was musing on this when i suddenly remember one of the urban legend as to where fuck comes from, apparently it comes from the acronym, fornication under consent of the king. so back in the old days in england, whenever ppl need to have sex, they ask for their king's permission. if this happens to be true (obviously not, for all english ppl that happens to read dis), then the king is effectively the protector of the english gene pool and he is directly responsible for the physical appearance of his subjects. so if a king decided to surround himself with tall, big and sturdy ppl then all the farmers will need to fuck at least twice every hour. while all the scholasr are forbidden to masturbate at the very least.
actually this explaination can even go as far as to explain why the english ppl are generally considered as sea-faring ppl and excellent soldiers. well, look at it dis way, if u can't get enough sex, all that pent up sexual frustration gotta go somewhere (try not to masturbate/sex for a week and u'll know what the fuck i'm talking about), how else to release all that frustration other than killing some one with extreme prejudice?
as for the sea-faring bit, if in a country where every1 is queueing up to become farmers, wat are the other professions u got? haha, no, not really, but if u are denied sex, then being trapped in a wooden bath tub filled with smelly men will be like doctor's prescription for sexual starvation, doc : " its the third time dis week, still no permission granted? well, take dis prescription down to the royal navy, a apple a day and plenty of fresh air, and come back nxt year for further examination."
based on urban legend
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm
couple of days ago, i was at a frend's house, and they told me they have dis house rule, the princple of this rule is who ever says something rude (hmmm... i wonder if rude gestures counts?) have to put 50 cents in the public donation fund and by the end of the month, they will use that money to treat themselves to something nice, like a nice dinner or possibly a cake. i must admit it seemed like an grand idea, u get to fuck and get to treat urself by the end of the month, and i was musing on this when i suddenly remember one of the urban legend as to where fuck comes from, apparently it comes from the acronym, fornication under consent of the king. so back in the old days in england, whenever ppl need to have sex, they ask for their king's permission. if this happens to be true (obviously not, for all english ppl that happens to read dis), then the king is effectively the protector of the english gene pool and he is directly responsible for the physical appearance of his subjects. so if a king decided to surround himself with tall, big and sturdy ppl then all the farmers will need to fuck at least twice every hour. while all the scholasr are forbidden to masturbate at the very least.
actually this explaination can even go as far as to explain why the english ppl are generally considered as sea-faring ppl and excellent soldiers. well, look at it dis way, if u can't get enough sex, all that pent up sexual frustration gotta go somewhere (try not to masturbate/sex for a week and u'll know what the fuck i'm talking about), how else to release all that frustration other than killing some one with extreme prejudice?
as for the sea-faring bit, if in a country where every1 is queueing up to become farmers, wat are the other professions u got? haha, no, not really, but if u are denied sex, then being trapped in a wooden bath tub filled with smelly men will be like doctor's prescription for sexual starvation, doc : " its the third time dis week, still no permission granted? well, take dis prescription down to the royal navy, a apple a day and plenty of fresh air, and come back nxt year for further examination."
based on urban legend
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm
posted by dodge at 11:45 PM
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