Wednesday, February 15, 2006

erhmmmzz

been sick for nearly the whole week now, after the earlier attempt of tryin to create a milo porridge combination, one of the most brilliant ideas men can came up with when ur brain is cooking slowly on 39 degrees heat.... i decided i have plenty of other stuff to eat, like water (its not considered drinking when u have to eat it wif a spoon) .

and for some strange reason, the door knockers seems to choose this couple of days to keep on hittin this area, first there was the Christians, the it was the jehovah's witnessess(??) and earlier today the one nut dat is the hardest to crack, charities. its always easier to say "yeah sure, why not?" when ppl are trying to ask for a piece of ur soul, but its a bit harder to say the same when it comes as a 12 months committment package at couple of dollars a day plus expenses.... tsk tsk

our house is now in a lot more mess than it was, although previously i never would've thought that was physically possible, but u have to be impressed by humanity's uncanny ability to improvise and adapt to the extreme, when faced with a choice of being lazy or clean up.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

colosseum, the most racist game up to date

colosseum is basically a game where you play as a gladiator and fight your way to freedom through series of bouts in different arena. and here is why its the most racist game up to date.

the game lets you choose as to which tournament you wish to enter. so i chosed royal rumble, the description says survive to be the last man. so its quite a surprise when my gladiator enters the arena, he gets gang banged by the other 9 gladiators. and yeah, my gladitor happens to be black and the other 9 is white. ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i rest my case