herbie: Fully Loaded
its probably the crappiest movies of all time, i think there should be a criminal charge for making crappy movie like that.
bulk of the story is about lindsay lohan using Herbie to win races, because other than being a really old and crappy car, Herbie is a sentient being, therefore he will kick the asses of all other race cars, never mind the horse power, the engine and the milage, they don't stand a chance against a car that can honk its own horns.
there is one bit of the story that made me so mad, i made an alternative story line.
-- Herbie was sold by lindsay lohan to her arch rival because he offer her a sweet deal, and this is all after she found out about Herbie being a honking, winking sentient being.
so the arch-rival did wat every bad guy in the story suppose to do, he went medieval on Herbies ass, YEAH! (sorry, got a bit carried away there) anywayz, Herbie got his windshield smashed, the engine was ripped apart, which probably dint made things any different, tires was busted. yeah, Herbie's shit was all bang-ed up.
after all that lindsay lohan somehow felt guilty for her betrayal, so she got to the junkyard, found Herbie, and apologized to Herbie, hoping things are gonna be alright again. and Herbie was apparently ok with it after someone went all medieval on his ass, and was gonna offer his sevices again. --
-- alternate world story line -
Herbie: fuck you bitch, u dint think about me wen u sold me for a newer model, now you want me back? i busted my chops for you, and you sold me? do u know who i am? do u know who i am? i'm Herbie, bitch.
lindsay lohan: yeah, fuck you too, stop crying like a bitch about wat u went through and shit, yeah so wat i sold u? like u wouldn't do the same to me if u could? I just happen to be prettier than u and human, u are just an old ass busted car.
Herbie: oh yeah? well, u just burnt this bridge for good u hoe, u can walk ur ass to the race 2morow....
@ this point lindsay lohan set fire to the car and Herbie crashed into lindsay lohan, so they both died of fiery death.
the end.
bulk of the story is about lindsay lohan using Herbie to win races, because other than being a really old and crappy car, Herbie is a sentient being, therefore he will kick the asses of all other race cars, never mind the horse power, the engine and the milage, they don't stand a chance against a car that can honk its own horns.
there is one bit of the story that made me so mad, i made an alternative story line.
-- Herbie was sold by lindsay lohan to her arch rival because he offer her a sweet deal, and this is all after she found out about Herbie being a honking, winking sentient being.
so the arch-rival did wat every bad guy in the story suppose to do, he went medieval on Herbies ass, YEAH! (sorry, got a bit carried away there) anywayz, Herbie got his windshield smashed, the engine was ripped apart, which probably dint made things any different, tires was busted. yeah, Herbie's shit was all bang-ed up.
after all that lindsay lohan somehow felt guilty for her betrayal, so she got to the junkyard, found Herbie, and apologized to Herbie, hoping things are gonna be alright again. and Herbie was apparently ok with it after someone went all medieval on his ass, and was gonna offer his sevices again. --
-- alternate world story line -
Herbie: fuck you bitch, u dint think about me wen u sold me for a newer model, now you want me back? i busted my chops for you, and you sold me? do u know who i am? do u know who i am? i'm Herbie, bitch.
lindsay lohan: yeah, fuck you too, stop crying like a bitch about wat u went through and shit, yeah so wat i sold u? like u wouldn't do the same to me if u could? I just happen to be prettier than u and human, u are just an old ass busted car.
Herbie: oh yeah? well, u just burnt this bridge for good u hoe, u can walk ur ass to the race 2morow....
@ this point lindsay lohan set fire to the car and Herbie crashed into lindsay lohan, so they both died of fiery death.
the end.
posted by dodge at 6:07 PM
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