10% luck, 20%skills, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain

had a really obscure dream last night.

so, i was with dis chick in the restaurant/pub and we're talking talking then started kissing, it was kinda wet for some reason, anyway, this dude sitting nxt to us started getting funny wif my woman, he was trying to touch and stuff, so i grab his wrist and said "fuck off dude, nobody try anything funny wif my woman." so the bloke stood up, i stood up too, and in my dream i know i'm a bit drunk and i know i can't swing a punch at the condition i'm in, so wat i did was i run all the way outside, grabed a 2 by 2, and swinged at him. droped him in 1 swing. i was disgusted, coz it was a really weak swing. anyway, he was on the floor, so i bashed him a couple more times until he was sorry or unconscious, can't remember, but hopefully un-conscious. then it was like fast forward. and i was at the same restaurant/pub again, the same dude was there, and dis time he got a hammer, and i also have a small hammer and for some reason i'm still kinda drunk. and so he charged at me wif the hammer, and i dodged it. aha. and grabed his hammer and droped him onto the floor, and i know dis time i've got to finish him and send him to kingdom come. but for some reason i couldn't do it, i know its either me or him but i just can't do it. so, in that split second i know i was dead. then flash, i was at the same place again!! dis time the same motherfucker came at me wif a hammer and chisel and i was un-armed. i know its a dream but i started to feel a bit ridiculous and then i was watching myself, like an out of body experience and i thought. wat the hell is he gonna do with dat? hammer and chisel me to death? who takes a hammer and chisel to a fight? anyway, i got a few hits here and there and then bang i woke up....

wat an obscure dream